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What is Godfather CourtIt's a next generation reality television court show currently in development What's Godfather Court aboutWe're going to produce a new comedic reality television show in which real people litigate real cases in front of judges who are real life ex-criminals as well as actors who've played criminals in movies and on television. What are the benefits to having my case litigated on Godfather CourtThere are four benefits. 1] We can award you more money than you ask for 2] We can make you famous 3] Unlike the real court system our judges will show no mercy to the loser 4] Our verdicts can't be appealed. Once you win...you win...that's all there is to it Who are the judgesThe judges will be real life ex-criminals as well as actors and actresses who've played criminals in the movies and on television. The Godfather Court will be presided over by a panel of three judges. It will be comprised of 1] actors and actresses who've played villains and gangsters on the screen 2] real celebrities who've had past encounters with the legal system 3] high spirited real life ex-criminals who've served their time and completed their parole What kind of cases can I litigate on Godfather CourtGodfather Court will only hear civil cases. What will the format of "Godfather Court" be like"Godfather Court" will be a daily one hour next generation reality comedy show. How can I get my case heard by Godfather CourtClick on Litigant Application Form and then fill out the application. If we decide you and / or your case is interesting then we'll contact you How can I become a Judge on Godfather CourtClick on Judge Application Form and then fill out the application. If we decide you're interesting enough then we'll contact you Can I be represented by a lawyer at Godfather CourtYes. You can have us provide you with a court appointed lawyer to defend you if you chose. Our court appointed lawyers have no law degree and no legal experience or education. They are simply professional stand up comedians who will help you insult your opponent as well as provide you with bogus and sham legal strategies designed to help you deceive the judges How old do I have to be to litigate a case on Godfather CourtYou must be at least 18 years of age What's the best way to win my caseWe feel that litigants who possess a pathological ability to lie with complete believability will have the greatest chances of winning their cases. In fact our judges will respect you more if you lie with credibility Can I attempt to bribe, corrupt or flirt with the Judge while arguing my caseAbsolutely. The judges probably won't respect you unless you do try something underhanded or sleazy Who is Godfather Court being produced byGodfather Court is created and executive produced by John Surowy How can I contact the producers of Godfather CourtYou can email them at Production@GodfatherCourt.com or you can click on the Contact Us section of this website When will Godfather Court air on televisionThe show is currently in development. How can I help get the show picked up in the United StatesWe encourage our fans to write NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, MTV or E! Entertainment at the addresses below and request that they pick up the show. After the show airs in the United States the producers of Godfather Court will select the ten people we deemed most helpful in launching and promoting our letter writing campaign and reward them with appearances on Godfather Court. How can I appear on Godfather CourtAfter the show airs in the United States the producers of Godfather Court will select the ten people we deemed most helpful in launching and promoting the above mentioned letter writing campaign and reward them with appearances on Godfather Court. What will the Godfather Courtroom look likeOur court room set will be different from most others. Our three esteemed judges will be seated in enormously comfortable lounge chairs at the front of the courtroom. Each judge will be flanked by beautiful women who will message his feet, serve him beer, toss grapes into his mouth, light his cigars, feed him pizza or rub his back while he listens to the litigants as they lie. Rather then having a bailiff we'll have dark haired men in three piece suits standing around holding meat cleavers, rubber hoses and fake machine guns. What's the audience going to be likeUnlike most courtrooms where the audience is encouraged by the bailiffs to remain orderly and quiet our audience will be encouraged to make jokes and fling insults at litigants who they feel aren't lying well enough to win their cases. What kind of verdicts can one expectOur esteemed judges may award money damages to the winner or they may get more creative based on the merits of the case. Justice in the underworld can be very unconventional so in keeping with that spirit our judges will dispense the kind of verdicts that would make criminals and corrupt judges everywhere proud. They may order some of our losers to launder the winners underwear for a month, date their morbidly obese sister or push a peanut down an alley with their noses?the more absurd?the better. Crime bosses can be brutal in dispensing justice and so will our judges. Can I appeal the verdict once it's madeNot in this lifetime A New Judicial System Even Criminals Can Respect Godfather Court...Check You Local Listings __________________________________________________ |
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